Carson's sayings.. June 18th, 2010

Carson: Can I have some bananas in a bowl cut up?

me: sure

Carson:... and watch tv.

me: nope, you're grounded.

Carson: I can pretend I'm not grounded

me: it doesn't work that way.

Carson: It does work that way. *touch his heart* That in my heart says that it works.

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Carson: I just made a track.

me: a what?

Carson: a track... *he shows me how he made a track. take a drink out of his cup and spits the water on the floor. and points down the steps-which clearly shows water on each step.)

me: Carson, why did you do that?

Carson: so you know where I'm at.

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A few days ago-

Carson was talking to me and all of a sudden grabbed me where a 4 year old should be grabbing/touching.

Me:Carson! do you know what you just did!?

Carson: nods his head and did it again-to show me what he just did!

Me: *dumbfounded* Carson, quit..! Do you want me to do that to you?

Carson: lifts his shirt up and said.. no, mine are little.

Me: Thats right, because you're a boy. Boys don't have those. Only girls.

Carson: oh so girls wear bigger ones.

oh boy.....

sunday june.13.2010

me: What kind of felt playhouse do you want? What theme do you want?

Carson: monsters!

me: monsters?

Carson: Monsters are nice.

me: why do you want a monster playhouse?

Carson: because monsters are COOL!

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Carson gets undressed to get ready for a bath.

I turned the water on and discovered that the hot water isnt coming out.

Dad and Alex are cleaning out basement-spraying down the water heater and draining the basement from the rain we got.

we wait.. while carson is still naked.

Carson finds a hole(former hole for washer water pipe) in the bathroom floor that looks down into the basement- gets on his hands and knee peeking through the hole-he sees my dad.. (Remember he is still naked..)

Kylie comes up behind Carson and sees his naked butt. She discovered something... and points and keeps looking..

I informed Carson this...

Carson looks at Kylie and said.. "Kylie, don't look in my butt, theres poop in there."

HAHAHA!! My kids know how to crack me up!

Carson's sayings..

"Maybe we can go to Japan, and while we're in Japan, we can get a double stroller."

~Carson Doak, age 4... 6.1.2010

I've been meaning to document Carson's most random sayings.. I usually forget later on.. documenting would be a good idea to do from now on.. I'll try to post on this more often! :)