Saturday, June 19, 2010

Carson's sayings.. June 18th, 2010

Carson: Can I have some bananas in a bowl cut up?
me: sure
Carson:... and watch tv.
me: nope, you're grounded.
Carson: I can pretend I'm not grounded
me: it doesn't work that way.
Carson: It does work that way. *touch his heart* That in my heart says that it works.
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Carson: I just made a track.
me: a what?
Carson: a track... *he shows me how he made a track. take a drink out of his cup and spits the water on the floor. and points down the steps-which clearly shows water on each step.)
me: Carson, why did you do that?
Carson: so you know where I'm at.
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A few days ago-
Carson was talking to me and all of a sudden grabbed me where a 4 year old should be grabbing/touching.
Me:Carson! do you know what you just did!?
Carson: nods his head and did it again-to show me what he just did!
Me: *dumbfounded* Carson, quit..! Do you want me to do that to you?
Carson: lifts his shirt up and said.. no, mine are little.
Me: Thats right, because you're a boy. Boys don't have those. Only girls.
Carson: oh so girls wear bigger ones.

oh boy.....

2 comments:

Katie@The Baby Factory said...

hilarious! What a cutie!! Sounds like he's gonna be a handful when he REALLY starts to learn stuff :)

Anna Mae said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! too funny... blame alex. ;)